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Top Ten Reasons Why Qadhafi
Will Not Relinquish Power Peacefully

Since most of the Libyan web pages is filled with so much depth of analysis on almost every conceivable subject, it would be a good idea to give the minds of the readers of these pages a bit of a retrieve through some political humor. This, however, is by no means intended to make light of the sad situation in Libya, but I thought a little hum our wouldn't hurt. so here goes:

Top Ten Reasons Why Qadhafi Will Not Relinquish Power Peacefully:
1- The word democracy in the Libyan vernacular means (deema alla alkaracy).

2- There is no one to replace him. SEIF is too liberal, ALSAADI got too many problems,and the opposition is divided.

3- Can'T leave his buddy HUZNI MUBARAK (dictatoring) out there all by himself.

4- IF he gives away enough money, he might someday become the king of all of Africa.

5- Why leave now, they are finding new oil every other week in Libya.

6- Wants to write another booklet on the similarities between the Africans and the Arabs to be taught in Libyan schools.

7- The Libyan people might hate his guts, but hey in Africa they like him and love his money.

8- Since he does not hold an official title, there is actually nothing to give up.

9- Hoping to get an invitation to visit the White House,somewhere around the year 2020.

and the top reason why he will not is :

10- wants to break the record for the longest ruling dictator in the history of the Arab World and perhaps that of mankind.

H. El-Khadem


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