Top Ten Reasons Why Qadhafi|
Will Not Relinquish Power Peacefully
Since most of the Libyan web pages is filled with so much depth of analysis on almost every conceivable subject, it would be a good idea to give the minds of the readers of these pages a bit of a retrieve through some political humor. This, however, is by no means intended to make light of the sad situation in Libya, but I thought a little hum our wouldn't hurt. so here goes:
Top Ten Reasons Why Qadhafi Will Not Relinquish Power Peacefully:
1- The word democracy in the Libyan vernacular means (deema alla alkaracy).
2- There is no one to replace him. SEIF is too liberal, ALSAADI got too many problems,and the opposition is divided.
3- Can'T leave his buddy HUZNI MUBARAK (dictatoring) out there all by himself.
4- IF he gives away enough money, he might someday become the king of all of Africa.
5- Why leave now, they are finding new oil every other week in Libya.
6- Wants to write another booklet on the similarities between the Africans and the Arabs to be taught in Libyan schools.
7- The Libyan people might hate his guts, but hey in Africa they like him and love his money.
8- Since he does not hold an official title, there is actually nothing to give up.
9- Hoping to get an invitation to visit the White House,somewhere around the year 2020.
and the top reason why he will not is :
10- wants to break the record for the longest ruling dictator in the history of the Arab World and perhaps that of mankind.