Welcome To The Libyan Arab Airlines|
"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your Captain "Faraj Khalf
allah" welcoming you to the Libyan Arab Airlines. We apologize for the
four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I
had to put in at the bakery.
This is flight 126 to Tunis... Landing in Tunis is not guaranteed, but we
will end up somewhere in the West. And if luck is in our favor, we may even
be landing on your village!
The Libyan Arab Airlines has an excellent record for safety. In fact our
safety standards are so high that even the terrorists are afraid to fly with
It is with pleasure I announce that starting this year over 50% of our
passengers have reached their destination. If our engines are too noisy for
you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off!
To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve
complimentary tea and biscuits!
We regret to inform you, that today's in flight movie will not be shown as
we forgot to record it from the television. But for our movie buffs, we will
be flying right next to Air Tunis, where their movie will be visible from
the right side of the cabin window.
There is no smoking in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only
the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!
In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best View. If, however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our
enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take off and
fasten your belt. For those of you who can't find a seat belt, kindly fasten
your own belt to the arm of your seat. And for those of you who can't find a
seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how
to fasten yourself to your suitcase